Reader beware, you’re in for a sca-
Oops… I’m sorry. Our lawyers are telling me I can’t actually open with that. I guess the people who ran school book fairs twenty years ago are pretty litigious?
You are traveling through another dimensi-
…Wait, really? FINE.
Into every generation a Slayer is bo-
Wow, that too, huh? Dang. Oh well, today we are jumping ahead (and simultaneously backwards!) in time to the Innistrad set review. Because it’s Halloween. Well, tomorrow is. Unless you’re reading this on Saturday. Or in Japan. I’m not sure how well this gimmick is playing, so let’s fast forward to the actual article.