I’ve got boat puns for days. You can’t escape the boat puns. It’s like the boat puns are a boat and you’re just some guy in an inner tube. Nice inner tube, idiot. I’ve got a whole navy of puns.
You know what’s even better than boat puns, besides “nothing”? Making money. Dolla dolla bills, y’all! I mean, if you want to make money in larger quantities than single dollars, that’s on you. You don’t want to end up like Pablo Escobar, spending six grand a month on rubber bands to hold all of your money. If you used hundreds, you could get that down to $60 a month, which is way more reasonable. Or you could reinvest that cash in some sicko EDH staples and make your money work for you.
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I lol’d a few times. Thanks for that. Olive Garden probably has enough material for an hour long set! Oh, and thanks for the heads up on these cards too.
One usually goes to to the OG for the unlimited soup, salad and breadsticks though. mmmmm
On a DATE, though?
Love the stream of consciousness bits that you throw in to your articles. They’re excellent! Please keep putting them in there. And I’m also frequently surprised that people don’t look to invest in/learn about formats that they don’t play. I find that’s a good way to keep from getting attached to cards and it keeps my investing decisions nice and objective.
Good call! People who don’t play EDH are even better investors in those cards because they are so dispassionate